All my other body parts are getting so little use, that when I did my hair the other day, my arm got tired. Seriously! It’s been that long since I used the arm in an up and back position. All my muscles are atrophying except those used for holding and lactating.
Which means I’ve discovered a new Rule of the Universe: Nursing Moms Will Slowly Evolve to Mere Armed Torsos, Lacking Triceps. Over a period of several thousand more years, we’ll see the gradual disappearance even of the back.
Scientific journals of the world, take note. This amateur evolutionist discovered it first.
Love from a heart that’s disappearing,
Miss Mary Clare
Miss Mary Clare 